'Gort! Klaatu barada nikto!'

Hey, with 'War of the Worlds' about to be released I'm dusting-off all the alien-busting tools that I know of, and I recommend you do so too.

Better clean-out that backyard underground shelter and make sure the batteries are charged, 'cuz I think the movie is just a plot to make us all think it's just a movie, and bango, right when we are all sitting there stuffing pop corn into ourselves the REAL thing is gonna happen.

Be warned. You heard it first here...

'Gort! Gort! Bloody Gort!'