When I was a small child my parents were very strict about not wasting food, and we kids got praise for being in the 'clean plate club' after eating all of our dinner. Surprising that we aren't all obese as a result!
I think some of this 'clean plate club' mentality has carried-over into my use of technology. When I worked in the computer industry it used to frustrate me seeing all those PCs turned-on but not doing anything while their users were away from their desks, talking on the phone or whatever. Couldn't they even just look busy? Sorry, screen savers don't count. Maybe I'm a closet timeshare mainframe user, dutifully wanting to feed those valuable CPU cycles with 'real work'!
So I was thrilled to learn about SETI and other distributed computing projects that would occupy one's unused computing resources for the betterment of mankind. Actually felt good leaving the PC on (using electricity I wouldn't otherwise be using) while it checks to see if there's a pattern in a bunch of radio waves that would confirm an alien burping after a particularly large meal.
But I hate throwing-out old PCs. Surely they can be used for something useful... Why, only last year did I finally get rid of that old IBM PC XT bought as a souvenir from the kids' school.
Take the example of an old work PC that Beth bought when her employer did a technology refresh. 'Yep, buy the machine and we'll use it at home,' I said to her. So we did. Then had to add a bigger hard disk, add a sound card and a new video card. Throw-in a Firewire card for good measure. And her work forgot to include an original operating system CD and license so better buy one of those too.
Create the user accounts, upgrade the service pack and apply all the Windows patches. Install the antivirus software, update it. Install Office, apply the updates for it. Now run...
Oops, it's running too slow - seems to be paging-out to disk all the time. Youngest child, who inherited this lipstick on a pig of a PC says, 'Dad, it's too slow to use!' Crikey, what do they want?
Oh, should have checked earlier, but it only has 512MB of memory. Easy fix, RAM is cheap. right? Normally, except... for this motherboard it has to use a special kind of RAM that isn't cheap. In fact, to upgrade the RAM to something that is usable these days is going to cost about what the second hand PC did when we bought it from dear understanding wife's place of work.
Nope, I don't think so. [Major cursing session]
So off to Officeworks or somewhere like that to buy a new PC. But what to do with the old one with all these cool cards in it?
Aha, Windows 7 release candidate is now available for public testing and a few good people I know have raved about it. Apparently it works well in low configuration PCs. Were they thinking about my situation? Fingers crossed!
Inspired again!
Downloaded the Windows 7 RC software onto my New PC. Have to download and install other software on it to create an .iso DVD to actually install the new operating system on the Old PC. Humh, the Old PC has a CD-ROM drive, not a DVD drive. Don't know enough about .iso files to see if it can be split across multiple CD-ROMs. Easy fix, buy a second hand DVD drive on eBay. Did that, installed it on the old PC and it works fine.
But Windows 7 RC won't install. DVD seems to be blank in the Old PC. Fart around with the start-up routine, set 'boot from CD drive' as the first option. But it doesn't work. Problem with the DVD I created or with the PC? DVD reads okay in other PCs, and Old PC with second hand DVD drive reads other DVDs. Scratch head... Do I need to update the Old PC BIOS? Can't be bothered!
Oh, now read the system requirements for Windows 7 RC which say it needs 1 GB of RAM or more. Oops. Seem to be back at the starting point again. Bugger. Buy more RAM? Nah, don't be stupid.
Not wanting to 'waste' this PC then thought of what else could be be done with it - too big to use as a door stop, too small to be a refridgerator.... what about running a Linux distributable? Heard good things about some of them, especially the Ubuntu one. Always took pride in being able to truthfully say that I had written the 'Hello world' program in C and had compiled and linked it on a unix machine A Long Time Ago. Shouldn't be too hard to do something useful with Linux.
Thought, could use a file and printer server in the house, why not set-up Old PC as that? Installed Ubuntu server. Created a user account. Started the server and logged-on. Boring... not doing
anything, yet could do
everything if only I knew what to type...
Since A Long Time Ago had forgotten ALL unix commands. Accidently did log-out as the user but now time to go to bed. How to shut-down the PC running Ubuntu linux?... Quick check of the web from a different PC but can't find a 'shutdown' unix command. Too tired, just turn-off the darned PC and hope it doesn't clobber the O/S.
Next day, thought don't want to spend rest of my life retraining to be a Unix sys admin. Feel life's too short to be doing command line editing. (Call me lazy.) Blow away the server installation and install the Ubuntu desktop version. Did so and it looks great. But what am I going to do with it now? Too big to be a doorstop, too small to be a refridgerator... Can I get the kids to use it 'Hey, check-out these cool games on the PC - there's (something that looks like) Tetris!!!!'
Should have predicted their absolute and total lack of interest. Silly me.
Wondering now, anyone want a perfectly good Old PC with a new, fully upgraded install of Ubuntu? Sure that we could work-out a good deal.
[Note to self - forget good Samaritan tendencies towards elderly PCs. Just let them die gracefully.]