I have always loved soccer. Started playing at boarding school where I was so bad that I was installed as goalie on the fifth team. My contribution to the game was being large and filling-up the goal mouth more than my team-mates could.
Then there was soccer at Garfield High School in Seattle. Garfield wasn't known for the depth on its soccer team - we had only enough players to field a team. Garfield was a football, basketball, and marching band school.
Our soccer team would typically be beaten 0-10 or some such humiliating score, but my team-mates liked to beat-up the other team after we lost. 'Taught them a lesson!' Kowalski was the only other white guy on the team and I was forever being mistaken for him. 'You white boys all look the same to me,' would be the explanation. Nevertheless.
After starting as goalie I moved to playing defense, and ended-up as centre half as I could run forever (not fast, but I got there.) In this position I scored the only goal our team made the whole season! Wasn't actually a shot, but more a cross to the forwards who could normally be counted on to dribble the ball to the opposition defense while thinking that they played with the skill of Pele. I think the only reason why my kick scored a goal was because the other team's goalie had fallen asleep from lack of any serious challenge. Anyway, call it my 15 minutes of fame. And that was the game where my Dad was in the stands. He didn't miss my goal!
So I'm watching the World Cup, which requires a bit of dedication in Australia. The first match of the 'day' starts at 1:30 am Adelaide time, and the last one starts at 4:30 am. I'm sure the phrase, 'The tyranny of distance' was written with this in mind. But, the Socceroos play Brazil on Monday at 1:30 am. Cannot miss that match!
As I'm watching Sweden beat Paraguay this morning I noticed the ring of red-coated crowd control people standing around the playing field. All standing with their backs turned to the soccer, facing the crowds. At first I thought these unfortunate folks are spending a huge amount of time at the world's best soccer matches and they are not able to watch a bit of it. But maybe they are rabid gridiron or Aussie Rules followers and can't stand the round ball game. Thinking, 'I wouldn't watch soccer if you paid me!'
I imagine they get home after a hard day of staring at the crowds and watch the replay of the game with the family, 'there I am, right there! Did you see me wiggle my fingers at you?!' 'Oh Dad...' say the kids.